today my coworker introduced me to her baby and i responded by pointing at it and saying “nice”
i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love
They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together
i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple
90 degrees out and my work uniform is all black. may the spirit of the goth be with me
- cas: i hate college.
- dad: it's like kindergarten all over again.
- cas: i haven't bitten anyone yet.
- dad: give it time.
lindes asked: Friendly reminder: Kamina is dead.
as you can see class, we have come full circle back to pre-irony, or what memeologists refer to as Genuine Enjoyment
my homework is boring and my book is not done and my financial aid is all fucked up
im doing homework i cant believe this IM DOING HOMEWORK
The Final Battle word count: 4348 (ie too many)
idk what my story’s count is total bc i cant combine documents in ms word processor so i’ll just have to do the count in every single chapter and then add it all up
but it’s probably gonna be a lot
one more chapter and the epilogue to go
[First image: Aladdin, smiling, holding half a loaf of bread.
Second image: Aladdin, looking sadly at the bread.]
(650): I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.
im writing The Final Battle and it’s already 4k words long. it is Too Long. there is still more to go.