today my coworker introduced me to her baby and i responded by pointing at it and saying “nice”

cornerof5thandvermouth:

ahsatan:

bloodpactscout:

miss-zarves:

i can’t believe it’s 2014 and there’s still no gay romantic comedy about vin diesel and dwayne johnson falling in love

They raise a gaggle of kids undercover working for a gov’t agency together

i would pay multiple dollars to see vin diesel and dwayne johnson portray a cute affectionate couple

(Source: kristyskrushers)

90 degrees out and my work uniform is all black. may the spirit of the goth be with me

aberrantkenosis:

alexbutera:

calstrider:

puffwiggly:

aberrantkenosis:

part three of my set of entirely unwanted midi bike horn edits; the opening to Neon Genesis Evangelion. A cruel Angel’s Thesis 

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my theme

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jesus christ thank you for that gif. 

  • cas: i hate college.
  • dad: it's like kindergarten all over again.
  • cas: i haven't bitten anyone yet.
  • dad: give it time.

(Source: onlylolgifs)

(Source: tricotee)

lindes asked: Friendly reminder: Kamina is dead.

420core:

as you can see class, we have come full circle back to pre-irony, or what memeologists refer to as Genuine Enjoyment

my homework is boring and my book is not done and my financial aid is all fucked up

im doing homework i cant believe this IM DOING HOMEWORK

The Final Battle word count: 4348 (ie too many)

idk what my story’s count is total bc i cant combine documents in ms word processor so i’ll just have to do the count in every single chapter and then add it all up

but it’s probably gonna be a lot

one more chapter and the epilogue to go

texts-from-disney:

[First image: Aladdin, smiling, holding half a loaf of bread.
Second image: Aladdin, looking sadly at the bread.]
(650): I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.

texts-from-disney:

[First image: Aladdin, smiling, holding half a loaf of bread.

Second image: Aladdin, looking sadly at the bread.]

(650): I am a good friend because I got you a bagel. I am a bad friend because I ate half of it.

im writing The Final Battle and it’s already 4k words long. it is Too Long. there is still more to go.